girl:i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:i know
girl:i love you
boyfriend:i love you too
girl:where is my boyfriend
dad:who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:what
one third of me:I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me:sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me:fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves